So let’s see…
The mastermind behind Darqlabs just informed me that the parking for the Honolulu Night Market has been remedied (you may park at the Eat the Street lot). Damn this overpopulated city! It took me three swear words and a near beat down by a tita in her brown Buick to find parking last time. She was scary and I was ready to leave. (I really didn’t mean to steal her stall. I’ve just grown to be an aggressive driver.)
Now that the parking is taken care of…that means I’m stoked for this event! I’m saving up for some turbands, hipster lens and maybe some macarons. My girls and I are heading down their next Saturday to treat ourselves to some girl time and gawk at the latest products by some local artists. Hopefully attend some improv shows as well?
Confirmed vendors are B.E.A.D.S. HI, Hound & Quail, LMS Boutique, HRDLCK & Maiden Hell, ONEONE Jewelry, LoveBurd Denim, Bamboo Sky and TiffHeartFashion’s Preloved Clothes.
Entrance fee is usually $5. Come out and support your local artists, chefs, designers and performers. It’s the cool thing to do.
THE ISLAND BOHEMIAN 
Glad to help. See you at Honolulu Night Market.
I’m confused. I touhght you were already a Beast (Kong). So is this actually tautological and therefore irrelevant? Or what will this turn you into? Beast Squared Kong? A younger John Palmer? An older Ashima Shiraishi? Help me out here, Stu.